Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?