Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?