Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What tree has the most bark?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
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Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?