What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where does laundry go to college?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What animal has the most fun?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?