What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?