What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Do dads always snore?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?