Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?