Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?