Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?