What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
His grill-friend!
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a dog in space?