What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did summer say to spring?