What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?