What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's E.T. short for?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the holiest insect?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?