What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?