What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How was the wedding?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Who invented fractions?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?