What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How was the wedding?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a cat's favorite song?