Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What animal floats best?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?