Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What do bees chew?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What animals make the best students?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What fairy loves to count?