Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"