What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are cars magic?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why was the fish so smart?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?