What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?