What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are grandkids so great?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is an archer's favorite store?