What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do diners never serve lobster?