Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do cows go to New York?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?