Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How does a barber get to work?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?