Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do elves learn in school?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?