What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where's POPcorn?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why are trees always so positive?
What birds make average students?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was the cow afraid?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why are books always so angry?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?