What's a dad's favorite dessert?
POPsicles!
Where are average things manufactured?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?