What's a dad's favorite dessert?
POPsicles!
What animal knows kung fu?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?