Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How does a taco bless the table?