Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What does winter fat turn into?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?