Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What car can't keep a secret?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What stories are told by basketball players?