Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How did the toad die?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the frog starve?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?