Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Yellowcard.
Which insect is the smartest?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What style of music weighs the most?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?