Where do goldfish go camping?
Around the globe!
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?