What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?