What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a famous turtle?