What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?