What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Little Caesar.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?