What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Little Caesar.
What do ducks get after they eat?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?