What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Little Caesar.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?