Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?