Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?