Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do mice need oiling?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the student eat their homework?