Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
How does a barber get to work?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
It's Crowded!