Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the sick chicken say?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?