Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Can February March?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How do you make a bear really angry?