Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?