What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wii!
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?