What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wii!
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the frog starve?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What dog wears contact lenses?