Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?