Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?