Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What insect thinks it's a dog?