Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?