Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do polar bears vote?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
It's allergy season again?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do chefs do in their spare time?