Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How does a polar bear build a house?