What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Families are like fudge.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is a computer so smart?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?