What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do hamsters come from?
How long do chickens work?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do ships always get stuck?