What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?