What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why can't you trust a pig?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is money so stubborn?