What's a direction's favorite holiday?
East-er.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the frog starve?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?