What's a direction's favorite holiday?
East-er.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where was Noah born?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?