Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why are turtles so shy?
When should you start writing a book?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?