Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why are winter days great?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the most masculine animal?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?