Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How do dog catchers get paid?