What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?