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So, what's your point?
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Where would you find an elephant?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
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What's the ocean's favorite song?
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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do polar bears vote?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?