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So, what's your point?
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Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?