I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
How do you get straight A's?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do jokesters study in college?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?