I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How do you get kids to do something?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?