I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's the scariest letter?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a tire's stance on economics?