Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?