Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What country has the most fish?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which animal will never go bald?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a bear's favorite movie?