Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why is money so stubborn?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are bakers paid so much money?