Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Why do elephants have trunks?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?