Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?