What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's the politest month?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did spring break up with winter?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?