What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a spider's favorite book?
When do astronauts eat?
What are you studying in math?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?