What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Who granted the fish a wish?
When do cows get tired?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?