What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are stones so good at music?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What vehicle works the hardest?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?