What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?