What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?