Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How do you get straight A's?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?