Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What game do bats excel at?