Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?