What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where would you find an elephant?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?