What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are frogs always happy?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?