What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do bees go on their vacation?