What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.