What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do cows say on NYE?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What tree has the most bark?