What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did summer say to spring?
How do you compliment a cat?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where was Noah born?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are turtles so shy?
How was the wedding?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Are baby skunks cute?