Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What makes music in your hair?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?