Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?