What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the sick chicken say?