What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?