What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the frog have a long face?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?