What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which fly makes films?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do snowmen go to dance?