What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which family member is always relieved?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?