What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?