What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What time of day was Adam created?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do you get straight A's?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?