What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
When do ghosts love to go camping?