Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
What's the noisiest food?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do you talk to a giant?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which plant has the best roar?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which is the worst season?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which animal should never work for the government?