Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
I broke my finger!
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call an old snowman?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?