Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?