What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Surprise!!!!
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What kind of music do planets like?