What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call two birds stuck together?