What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What animal has the most fun?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?