What do you call berries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
What game does chlorine never lose?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?