What do you call berries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?