Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?