Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the most adorable season?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did summer say to spring?