Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?