Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How is cat food sold?
Surprise!!!!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is a computer so smart?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What does a cat go to sleep on?