Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a Russian flea?