Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?