What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do colds go on vacation?