What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?