What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
By hareplane.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why was the bee sad?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?