What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do fleas travel?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where do termites go camping?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?