What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the broom late for school?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do books love to go on vacation?