What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do you make a bandstand?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the holiest insect?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?