What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?