Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
They'll only drive a sports car.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are all priests fit?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?