Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
It's Crowded!
What's a priest's favorite food?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?