What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
What's a forklift?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What animal loves Indian food?
What happens when a frog's car dies?