What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What was the first animal in space?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?