What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?