What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a fly without wings?