What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where does a camper keep his money?