What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?