What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
Where do ants go to eat?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What car can't keep a secret?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?